{"product_id":"slow-to-read-fast-to-acquire-fiercely-protective-t-shirt","title":"Slow To Read Fast To Acquire Fiercely Protective T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🧵 Gildan Softstyle® 64000\n👕 Unisex fit\n🪡 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for heather colors)\n🌬️ Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — breathable enough for a 12-hour shelf reorganization you scheduled instead of going out\n📏 Runs True To Size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🇺🇸 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTsundokist Society Apparel That Gets It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eFor people who reorganize their shelves and call it a productive day.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53482677436689,"sku":"30309901982294061023","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53482677666065,"sku":"33826124785763406156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53482677895441,"sku":"26498305121426647936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53482678124817,"sku":"32833389777462717546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678354193,"sku":"31015130736802254529","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678583569,"sku":"20693617982307574457","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53482677371153,"sku":"13968539059411416664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53482677600529,"sku":"11713442192483163016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53482677829905,"sku":"54990898866478488073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53482678059281,"sku":"33638599132719581960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678288657,"sku":"69385117747526954585","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678518033,"sku":"22396474374829227903","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53482677403921,"sku":"33991271142222458975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53482677633297,"sku":"13987776568421798213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53482677862673,"sku":"21806023987960436831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53482678092049,"sku":"91349092813566479786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678321425,"sku":"12966227648155331870","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678550801,"sku":"60465693687285538060","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":53482677469457,"sku":"19326153365453150540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":53482677698833,"sku":"17505051921558032519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":53482677928209,"sku":"29867055647239899816","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":53482678157585,"sku":"71464668058296249434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678386961,"sku":"15359120570374188226","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678616337,"sku":"57770939982409025089","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53482677502225,"sku":"17376330204181980430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53482677731601,"sku":"12696184512480188517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53482677960977,"sku":"97301996144725402805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53482678190353,"sku":"28387185527418440971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678419729,"sku":"21450516448415861889","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678649105,"sku":"16744408614679195067","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ S","offer_id":53482677534993,"sku":"79847756403249987839","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ M","offer_id":53482677764369,"sku":"11595938724031590689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ L","offer_id":53482677993745,"sku":"53421860519915739697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ XL","offer_id":53482678223121,"sku":"23190382280399128634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678452497,"sku":"28451879493353682617","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678681873,"sku":"14972580762604812596","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53482677567761,"sku":"16218011610559147654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53482677797137,"sku":"10519338859147781456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53482678026513,"sku":"16999331396663135064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53482678255889,"sku":"24173992851735067756","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482678485265,"sku":"29964461420322132155","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482678714641,"sku":"31187283761739203577","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/1630\/9265\/files\/9188434853668003846_2048.jpg?v=1777588564","url":"https:\/\/tsundokist.shop\/products\/slow-to-read-fast-to-acquire-fiercely-protective-t-shirt","provider":"Tsundokist Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}