{"product_id":"certified-sommelier-of-unread-paper-t-shirt","title":"Certified Sommelier Of Unread Paper T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🧵 Gildan Softstyle® 64000\n👕 Unisex fit\n🪡 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for heather colors)\n🌬️ Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — breathable enough for a 12-hour shelf reorganization you scheduled instead of going out\n📏 Runs True To Size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n🇺🇸 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTsundokist Society Apparel That Gets It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eFor people who reorganize their shelves and call it a productive day.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53482633855249,"sku":"22057824146459974263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53482634084625,"sku":"59773706740392954676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53482634314001,"sku":"14237138435506630917","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53482634543377,"sku":"92543514681921952979","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634772753,"sku":"29467817493217286379","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482635002129,"sku":"32465863848504599227","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53482633789713,"sku":"25779251607778000362","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53482634019089,"sku":"10710595599185625935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53482634248465,"sku":"61406859904292106462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53482634477841,"sku":"24070988216677042208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634707217,"sku":"13685145595878632188","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482634936593,"sku":"25797438545066663981","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53482633822481,"sku":"29076395171192285197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53482634051857,"sku":"20725075093604209597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53482634281233,"sku":"22665236527870315044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53482634510609,"sku":"26488256635624202263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634739985,"sku":"28572987238523401702","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482634969361,"sku":"37291358400411976464","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":53482633888017,"sku":"22608898063906967907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":53482634117393,"sku":"26824336390651073765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":53482634346769,"sku":"20350717985665648198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":53482634576145,"sku":"17096280370341433906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634805521,"sku":"23259671276289154778","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482635034897,"sku":"47436846703341731934","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53482633920785,"sku":"82393235051879492161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53482634150161,"sku":"53788483558047597719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53482634379537,"sku":"33671715323967121017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53482634608913,"sku":"30399817690143212420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634838289,"sku":"24810109917433664829","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482635067665,"sku":"73720095239839873035","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ S","offer_id":53482633953553,"sku":"11727354477998182544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ M","offer_id":53482634182929,"sku":"30742938246417017194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ L","offer_id":53482634412305,"sku":"58580255436447301741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ XL","offer_id":53482634641681,"sku":"34276427454997565288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634871057,"sku":"72364914098903602241","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iris \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482635100433,"sku":"11402467439620247415","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53482633986321,"sku":"13714975425512956065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53482634215697,"sku":"36166944770182737821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53482634445073,"sku":"29769585118800297451","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53482634674449,"sku":"19506038125472711402","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53482634903825,"sku":"24145678395203606150","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53482635133201,"sku":"13292880079564412486","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/1630\/9265\/files\/3717314852454300893_2048.jpg?v=1777586789","url":"https:\/\/tsundokist.shop\/products\/certified-sommelier-of-unread-paper-t-shirt","provider":"Tsundokist Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}